THE ALMOST VIRGIN BRIDE: True Story
Hear this one.
In the villages, when a girl get married, she got to be a virgin. If you is not a virgin, if you mother-in-law nah see a spot of red virgin blood on the bed sheet on the morning after the wedding night, you just got to go back to you mooma and daadie house. Big scandal. Story done. Wedding bruk up. You nah good. You tek maan before you married. Eh heh!
Well, big wedding plan in dis faamily. Plenty food cook fuh all the people what get invite. Ceremony done, and de bride gone up to she bedroom fuh change into she wedding dress fuh go with the dulha and he baraat to the dulhaa house. They gun have more celebration there too.
Eh! Eh! While she getting dress, she mooma come in the room. She ask everybody in the room fuh go out till she call them in back. She now tek out wan small bottle from she pocket full of something. She tell she daughtah something quiet and easy in the gyal ears. De daughtah tek de bottle and push it in she bra right down, down, nice and tight. Nobady ent gun see dat bottle.
Aarite! De dulhaa come upstairs fuh claim he dulhan and they going down stairs.
Everybody throwing rice and flowah and teasing the dulhan and the dulha and swan. Dulhan bend she head and smile.
Eh! Eh! Mooma smiling up too. If you see she face. She happy. Everything aarite.
Then…..the bride lil niece come fuh get wan lass hug and kiss. De bride bend ovah fuh kiss de lil pickney.
Braddaps! The bottle fall out from the bra and bruk pan de concrete step and red chicken blood pitch up on the white wedding frock.
Dulha – bridegroom
Dulhan – bride
Baraat – bridegroom’s friends accompanying him to the ceremony
I love this story. Especially love how the bride mooma know what’s what that’s why she bring the vial into the room. Mooma nah stchupidee.
So wah happen afterwards? Bridegroom gone? Drive way in a huff? If he get sense, he’d just go along with it because Im SURE his past is not unblemished.
If I was that bride I would start one holla bout somebaddy obeah me. Oh lawd me mumma somebaddy obeah me Help me save me
All she had to say was de bokkle was to keep away evil spirits. Then when she changing again pack a raza blade and use it to cut she finger later on.
Worked for me!!!